| LSU BEATS FLORIDA
HECK YEAH! |
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| This weekend was MAYHEM. Irconically so because the theme of our
crush was "mischief and mayhem". So, a crush is in a nutshell a
party in which you invite two people that you like or are dating or
even just friends with. The sorority sends out an anonymous
invitation to the two men you "desire". Well that's all fine and
dandy - i decided to invite two of my friends and i told them
beforehand they were invited so they wouldnt get all excited over some
"secret lover" - bc its just me. I also made the unfortunate
mistake of inviting a third person - whom i have never met. this
person is sort of a "celebrity" if you will here on campus. drum roll
please.....glen davis. I AM A FUCKING IDIOT. i had no
intention of the guy actually coming. just did it for some kicks
and giggles. well come saturday night a 7 foot black man comes
strolling in and holy hell - im in deep shit.
so besides the mayhem of glen davis - i dress like a skank bc i
can. when the theme is "mischief and mayhem" - you are just
asking for 200 girls to show up in the most scandulous outfits. I
went as a playboy bunny and one of my dates went as hugh heffner.
good times. well to my surprise - a playboy rep is actually at
the party and i am asked to pose nude. you know....if law school
doesnt work out i can also do the nasty deed for millions. hhhmmm
- opportunity cost. anyway - to sum up the night - i get piss ass
drink and then pass out in my bed fully clothed. nice.
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| Whoa. We got our asses kicked in the fourth quarter. I hate
to say this...and I have never done this before...but I left in the
middle of the 4th quarter. Yep, I'm a bad fan. We were
still up by three at the time (24-21) but I had some serious studying
to do, and I had been drinking in the sun all day. That will make
you a little tired. So, we lost to a really bad team. I'm
really not that upset about it like I usually am. I've come to
accept the fact that the AP Poll overrates LSU every year. When
we won the national championship in 2003 we were initially ranked
16 (rank us low bitches and we will conquer). Last year we did OK and we started at 5 and this year we suck
even more ass and we started at 3. Notice a trend?
Whatever. I am still going to go out to the Florida game and
watch us die a slow, painful death. But in the end kids....we'll
be at the SEC Championship with Florida or Georgia. As long as we
beat Bama, which we will. Suckers.
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| Katrina and Rita are two bitches....
Tennessee game has been moved to MONDAY! Gggrrr...
Hopefully, all of this hurricane stuff will make them play good!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATALIE! |
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| Watch out Natalie....We're right behind you!
#3 LSU Tigers! |
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